WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.234 [WARNING: THIS PARODY CONTAINS SUGGESTIVE THEMES THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.] 00:00:01.234 --> 00:00:02.627 IZZY: Hi new friend~! 00:00:02.627 --> 00:00:03.597 Have you got a... 00:00:03.597 --> 00:00:05.900 ...can of beans on you by any chance? 00:00:05.900 --> 00:00:09.051 HITCH: Oh no! That unicorn's gonna use the can of beans 00:00:09.051 --> 00:00:11.883 to blow us all up and turn the frogs gay!!! 00:00:15.734 --> 00:00:16.466 HITCH: Gotcha! 00:00:17.471 --> 00:00:18.804 Your son is safe now, ma'am. 00:00:20.518 --> 00:00:22.000 MARE: This isn't my kid! 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.427 COLT: Uh, actually, can you adopt me? 00:00:23.427 --> 00:00:25.529 My older brother keeps beating me on Fortnite 00:00:25.529 --> 00:00:26.919 and it's kinda getting on my nerves. 00:00:27.430 --> 00:00:29.243 You have any free V-Bucks on you? 00:00:29.683 --> 00:00:32.094 SUNNY: Wait, I think I got a can of beans at my house! 00:00:32.094 --> 00:00:33.203 Here ya go! 00:00:33.203 --> 00:00:37.200 [Izzy being adorable for four seconds] 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.034 IZZY: Tadah! 00:00:39.761 --> 00:00:42.118 SUNNY: What the h** was that!? 00:00:42.118 --> 00:00:43.667 IZZY: ...what d'you mean, what was-- 00:00:43.667 --> 00:00:47.363 SUNNY: I thought you were gonna do something magicky with the can of beans. 00:00:47.363 --> 00:00:51.207 Now I have to eat that, and I hate baked beans. (Who doesn't, Sunny?) 00:00:51.207 --> 00:00:54.700 IZZY: Yeah, we used to have magic, but we kinda lost it. 00:00:54.700 --> 00:00:57.044 SUNNY: What d'you mean, you lost it!? 00:00:57.044 --> 00:00:58.867 IZZY: Geez, why are you so irritable? 00:00:58.867 --> 00:01:00.098 SUNNY: Well, excuse me! 00:01:00.098 --> 00:01:03.203 But I haven't had sex in 13 years since I broke up with Troy 00:01:03.203 --> 00:01:05.100 after High School Musical 3, 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:07.954 and it's starting to get a little on my nerves. 00:01:07.954 --> 00:01:10.262 Oookay, you've got a point there. 00:01:12.865 --> 00:01:13.566 [SCREEEEEAM] 00:01:13.566 --> 00:01:16.681 ZIPP: Whoa, it's an earth pony/unicorn interracial couple! <3 00:01:16.681 --> 00:01:18.469 --SUNNY: Wait, nonono... --IZZY: Um, we're not... 00:01:18.469 --> 00:01:21.303 ZIPP: You have all got to meet my sister! Come with me! 00:01:23.048 --> 00:01:24.328 PIPP: Yay, makeovers~! 00:01:24.328 --> 00:01:26.141 I love makeovers~! <3 uwu 00:01:26.141 --> 00:01:28.589 HITCH: Hey, why have I got to do a makeover too!? 00:01:28.589 --> 00:01:31.947 PIPP: Oh my gosh, filly please, it's 2021, 00:01:31.947 --> 00:01:34.000 fembois are, like, the new thing. 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:34.867 And besides, 00:01:34.867 --> 00:01:38.046 I've been binge-watching, like, 7 seasons of RuPony's Drag Race, and, 00:01:38.046 --> 00:01:39.174 oh my gosh, I know, like, 00:01:39.174 --> 00:01:40.264 just the look for you. 00:01:40.264 --> 00:01:43.668 After I'm finished, you are gonna look so g- 00:01:43.668 --> 00:01:44.994 g-gorgeous~~!!! 00:01:47.016 --> 00:01:50.883 STALLION: Bring forth...the ultimate challenge! 00:01:50.883 --> 00:01:53.041 SUNNY: I don't play. I win. 00:01:53.041 --> 00:01:56.361 STALLION: Pretty tough words comin' from a nerd like you. 00:01:56.361 --> 00:01:58.511 SUNNY: Hay, so what if I'm a nerd!? 00:01:58.511 --> 00:02:01.831 Okay, maybe sometimes I forget to brush my teeth, 00:02:01.831 --> 00:02:04.420 or wipe my butt after using the bathroom, 00:02:04.420 --> 00:02:07.271 But if there's ONE thing we nerds are good at, 00:02:07.271 --> 00:02:10.637 it's beating the CRAP outta people in video games!! 00:02:14.941 --> 00:02:19.451 [insert Rainbow Dash meme here] 00:02:20.875 --> 00:02:28.266 [If I had a dollar for every time my voice cracked while recording Pipp's lines, I'd have enough money to pay for my con ticket!]